The Burnout Market: Pre-Burnout Edition
Let’s face it—burnout season hits early, and if you’re already feeling it, you’re not alone. In St. Louis, we all have our sacred pre-burnout rituals: you do your pre-shop rituals in your car (deep breaths, pep talks, maybe a little eye-rolling at yourself), grab your favorite coffee, and mentally prepare to wander the aisles of TJ Maxx, Marshalls, or Ross like it’s a spiritual quest for sanity. .
The Burnout Market takes all of that and cranks it up to eleven. It’s a one-stop burnout survival shop—coffee, cocktails, chaos, and retail therapy all rolled into one.
Here’s what’s waiting for you:
Hot cocktails & mocktails in themed coffee cups by Raven. Because sometimes coffee alone won’t cut it, and a cocktail disguised as a latte is basically magic. ☕🍸
Pre-burnout rituals & edibles from @beyond_theblunt and @mad.world.edibles—perfect for centering yourself, grounding your energy, or just surviving adulthood without crying in the aisle. 🙏
Shopping, tarot & palm readings with Sincerely, The Craft, so you can get your vibe in check while wondering how you ended up here. ✨
Tattoos by the ONE AND ONLY @the_artdoll, for when your impulse control has left the building and your soul needs a permanent souvenir. 🎨
And many other Vendors!
And because everything else is rising in price faster than your stress levels, tickets are only $5—because surviving burnout shouldn’t cost your soul.
Throughout the night, we’ll sprinkle in random trivia, silly games, and chances to win free drinks, just to remind you that laughter is a perfectly valid coping mechanism.
So here’s the deal: do your pre-shop rituals in your car, walk in, grab your coffee/cocktail combo, shop like a burnout pro, maybe get a tarot reading that confirms your life is as messy as you suspected, and leave with stories (or tattoos) that scream: I survived the pre-burnout and laughed doing it.
Come relieve some of the burnout before the burnout even hits—we’ve got you. 💛
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